Ever since Fifty Shades of Grey seemingly became every woman on the planet’s favourite book, adult toy sales have sky-rocketed. If you’d like to unleash your wrath this Valentine’s Day with some dom/sub roleplay à la Anastasia Steele, then get your hands on Lelo’s Adore Me Pleasure Set. I’d avoid calling your boyfriend ‘Mr Grey’ during your evening together though as it’ll probably turn him off / make him retch.
The set includes a silk blindfold, silk and suede chainlink handcuffs and Lelo’s iconic Mia 2 self-massager. The stylish lipstick-shaped vibe has a built-in USB port for charging (very clever) and boasts six settings, making it far better than your average battery-operated vibrator.
The kit is available to buy from lelo.com for £89 (reduced from £109) and is very likely to give you and your partner a good night. Alternatively, you can always use the kit solo; the blindfold would make a comfortable sleeping mask at the end of a relaxing night!
Lelo Adore Me Pleasure Set (image: lelo.com)
If, however, your wrath is directed at a douchebag ex or love itself this Valentine’s Day, then I suggest you blow off some steam in the tub with a Tisty Tosty Bath Ballistic, available to buy from LUSH for £3.20.
Described by LUSH as ‘a love spell’, the pretty heart-shaped bath bomb includes geranium, jasmine, lemon oil and seven rosebuds with which you can ‘count your way to a budding romance’. Failing all that, why not go out and paint the town red with a few rouge cosmetics from the “Lust” section of Yesterface’s Valentine’s Day Beauty Guide?
Tisty Tosty Bath Ballistic LUSH